My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
i stared at this for way too long
I used to do that when I smoked o_o
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
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Harry: Oh, Jesus. Son of a bitch.
Michael: He didn’t mean it, Lord.– The Dresden Files (via askthewizardpi) Via Ask the Wizard P.I.
Scratch that last post about switching blogs. Turns out all blogs share post count and I hit post limit pretty fast.
remaining here until further notice
danielx9 said: So, why the switch of blogs?
I spend way to much time on askmab to maintain both accounts
this vine changed my life
wheres the kid wazowski
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
"That was close…”
Everyday life with 3 kids. Depiction, accurate.
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