soullessblonde said: Headcanon (to cornfirm or deny); Spike and Darla didn't even have to exchange words to realise they hated each other. They took just one look at one another and were like; "Yeah, go fuck yourself." And then they actually did get to know each other, and it just got infinitely worse, to the point where Dru locked them both in her doll's closet once because "Willie and Gran'mummy need to make friends." When she finally let them out, Darla was hitting him repeatedly with Miss Edith.
Headcanon… bloody… accepted.
Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.
…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….
I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes
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